December 2010
52 posts
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Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Call girl!
No Cyril, when they’re dead they are just hookers.
I wish that narcissism wasn't a tenet of...
Yeah, he’s really strong.
Like strong enough to say, throw a 104 pounds over and across say, a queen sized bed.
I never knew how much I enjoyed the smell of your...
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Did I craft my life to be an Elliott Smith song or...
petrifiedblog:
Emotional Champ by New Buffalo
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I have jackets that are way warmer but none that convey that I’m sick and don’t give a fuckness of the one I decided to wear.
“I didn’t know that you wore glasses.”
“I don’t. I just use them to hide my strangulation eyes.”
Afraid of Everyone - The National
Your voice is...
That's hot:
pleasefireme:
Please fire me. My boss made me climb up a ladder to put some items on close-to-ceiling display. I was wearing a skirt, and he stood directly underneath—looking up the whole time. I’m an intern and he grades me.
This is my 1000th post.
I would like to thank my literally dozens of followers, every single artsy porn blog on here, and of course Blakeley at GawkerTV who made me start this thing and now owes me thousands of hours of my life back.
This #twinpeaks episode of #psych is an...